now am sure the caption will surely send the wrong message across but who cares...after all if you kinda misbehave or feel aggrieved,i can just "muttallab" ya sorry asses!!!
heard that great works of arts were achieved by dui orwui...working under the influence...from papa bob Marley to lil wayne,snoop dogg,natedogg, and others..haba how can i forget wyclef(by the way as Haiti don collapse maybe wyclef can now become a nigerian!..thats by the way).Back home, WUI has surely caught the limelight and believers in the new form of religion are smiling to the bank on all our sorry asses! you wan make i name names? well i fear none....2baba will surly qualify as the high priest of wui,edris abdulkarem,dbanj? and chairman of free madness...terry g(that guy so baad o!!)these dudes are daily churning out classic works of art that can and will surely stand the test of time especially for posterity sake.
so here i am on the first day of trying to get my blogging mojo back,am sitting in the office pondering"wtf am i gonna do to write spiritual(2baba knows!)",then my colleagues walk into my cubicle and sensing from their mood and smile am 1 zillion percentage sure these guys are up to no good! we exchange banter and one gist leads to another and then we find our selves sitting down under one 'paco' shed asking the togolese chick to pass the hennessy and moet around...hehehhe actually na shine-shine bobo and the ultimate!The chick looks in my direction "sir exquse me,wetin fit i get you"?,in between fits of laughter and jibes from the drinking party,i ask for my regular.....amstel malta(na true i dey talk,even Baba God know say i no dey drink alcohol o!)then thats when boys come remember me....they started asking wetin i dey do for school for 4 years wey i no drink!even sef Sammie...how you dey even catch groove sef?.My tongue is kinda tied now cos hard as i try to imagine, i don't think i ever tried catching groove in school o!(i no dey lie...ask my colleagues for school..complete nerd o!)me sef i baad o!
then it hits me suddenly like a thunder bolt...i need inspiration to get liver to blog....wtf!mixed the stuff and as i blog i blog under the influence..please my thoughts might just be a Lil incoherent but i dey try after all na mix i mix am, no be say i carry one bottle guzzle am o!So when i will be sober in the morning i definitely will review this night and surely come up with a conclusion .....stay away from alcohol....it does mwah! no go!am so so wasted!!!!
ciao!!!
heard that great works of arts were achieved by dui orwui...working under the influence...from papa bob Marley to lil wayne,snoop dogg,natedogg, and others..haba how can i forget wyclef(by the way as Haiti don collapse maybe wyclef can now become a nigerian!..thats by the way).Back home, WUI has surely caught the limelight and believers in the new form of religion are smiling to the bank on all our sorry asses! you wan make i name names? well i fear none....2baba will surly qualify as the high priest of wui,edris abdulkarem,dbanj? and chairman of free madness...terry g(that guy so baad o!!)these dudes are daily churning out classic works of art that can and will surely stand the test of time especially for posterity sake.
so here i am on the first day of trying to get my blogging mojo back,am sitting in the office pondering"wtf am i gonna do to write spiritual(2baba knows!)",then my colleagues walk into my cubicle and sensing from their mood and smile am 1 zillion percentage sure these guys are up to no good! we exchange banter and one gist leads to another and then we find our selves sitting down under one 'paco' shed asking the togolese chick to pass the hennessy and moet around...hehehhe actually na shine-shine bobo and the ultimate!The chick looks in my direction "sir exquse me,wetin fit i get you"?,in between fits of laughter and jibes from the drinking party,i ask for my regular.....amstel malta(na true i dey talk,even Baba God know say i no dey drink alcohol o!)then thats when boys come remember me....they started asking wetin i dey do for school for 4 years wey i no drink!even sef Sammie...how you dey even catch groove sef?.My tongue is kinda tied now cos hard as i try to imagine, i don't think i ever tried catching groove in school o!(i no dey lie...ask my colleagues for school..complete nerd o!)me sef i baad o!
then it hits me suddenly like a thunder bolt...i need inspiration to get liver to blog....wtf!mixed the stuff and as i blog i blog under the influence..please my thoughts might just be a Lil incoherent but i dey try after all na mix i mix am, no be say i carry one bottle guzzle am o!So when i will be sober in the morning i definitely will review this night and surely come up with a conclusion .....stay away from alcohol....it does mwah! no go!am so so wasted!!!!
ciao!!!
Allos
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