DUI or BUI

now am sure the caption will surely send the wrong message across but who cares...after all if you kinda misbehave or feel aggrieved,i can just "muttallab" ya sorry asses!!!
heard that great works of arts were achieved by dui orwui...working under the influence...from papa bob Marley to lil wayne,snoop dogg,natedogg, and others..haba how can i forget wyclef(by the way as Haiti don collapse maybe wyclef can now become a nigerian!..thats by the way).Back home, WUI has surely caught the limelight and believers in the new form of religion are smiling to the bank on all our sorry asses! you wan make i name names? well i fear none....2baba will surly qualify as the high priest of wui,edris abdulkarem,dbanj? and chairman of free madness...terry g(that guy so baad o!!)these dudes are daily churning out classic works of art that can and will surely stand the test of time especially for posterity sake.

so here i am on the first day of trying to get my blogging mojo back,am sitting in the office pondering"wtf am i gonna do to write spiritual(2baba knows!)",then my colleagues walk into my cubicle and sensing from their mood and smile am 1 zillion percentage sure these guys are up to no good! we exchange banter and one gist leads to another and then we find our selves sitting down under one 'paco' shed asking the togolese chick to pass the hennessy and moet around...hehehhe actually na shine-shine bobo and the ultimate!The chick looks in my direction "sir exquse me,wetin fit i get you"?,in between fits of laughter and jibes from the drinking party,i ask for my regular.....amstel malta(na true i dey talk,even Baba God know say i no dey drink alcohol o!)then thats when boys come remember me....they started asking wetin i dey do for school for 4 years wey i no drink!even sef Sammie...how you dey even catch groove sef?.My tongue is kinda tied now cos hard as i try to imagine, i don't think i ever tried catching groove in school o!(i no dey lie...ask my colleagues for school..complete nerd o!)me sef i baad o!

then it hits me suddenly like a thunder bolt...i need inspiration to get liver to blog....wtf!mixed the stuff and as i blog i blog under the influence..please my thoughts might just be a Lil incoherent but i dey try after all na mix i mix am, no be say i carry one bottle guzzle am o!So when i will be sober in the morning i definitely will review this night and surely come up with a conclusion .....stay away from alcohol....it does mwah! no go!am so so wasted!!!!

ciao!!!

real hustle

to all my pips! so so sorry was not able to blog in the past few days,kinda tied down by work(no be say the work is pepper rested o!)but its fun and i just love it,i intend to move to other challenges in the nearest future...am kinda torn between better job challenges and the option of further studies....hopefully baba God will help me make that decision.
By the way our president is back, that not the news o!,real news is that where the man dey sef?we never see am since all these days o! na wetin dey worry all these im advisers sef....cant even do a better publicity stunt...like arranging the man on a chair and just force am to wave then put the tape on repeat ,then come play am for NTA,since they have concluded that all Nigerians are idiots and senseless people...(sighs!)

(Sighs!)was just interrupted by my bootilicious cousin that talking wrong about our elected presido is not fair.....and am like wtf!who even vote for am?no be impose them impose am on us?
well enough of all them distractions lets go into the main discuss for today....the real hustle!The urban dictionary defines hustlers as People who are forced to use their Brains to make it in this world. 
They outsmart the smart, cunning, and has streetsmarts. They know how to get money and are skilled at doing it to. Also they can be so sly that they can sell you stuff you don't need.
now thats the part that i can truly say if na hustling...then the Lagos street has taught me well....am street-wise(no dude can obtain me even if them try!)and lately am employing this new found skills into very good money making use...u wan hear how your boy is doing it.....(yawns!)omo! sleep don come...the jaws of the bed is open ready to swallow yours truly.....so so iniviting

fresh on the block

its your boy ,the true ibo boi....fresh on the blog wall,am so excited as i begin this journey of sharing my world with u guys....i might not be a refreshingly fun person but i hope not to bore you.i believe blogging involves sharing ur thoughts,adventures and experiences....so i say once again welcome to my world!!!